If money was no object and budgets were unlimited, how well can a motorcycle be manufactured, and if the rules stated that you had to pick only 5 out of them all, that competition would be tighter than the exhaust tip of an Yamaha RX-100.

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MTT Y2K

At the turn of the century during mid-90’s, a bunch of engineers at Marine Turbine Technologies got together and said what if the world were to end in 2000 due to the complications of Y2K and all the computers in the world exploding at once, if so what kind of motorcycles should they manufacture to ride into the sunset? ANSWER: MTT Y2K. Reaching a top speed in excess of 200 miles an hour, This motorcycle can defeat in F-18 hornet in picking up speed before takeoff. But it gets crazier, you cant just take it to a gas station to fill it up, u need kerosene…. thats because its powered by helicopter engine manufactured by RollsRoyce

Dodge Tomahawk

An experimental motorcycle made with Dodge’s marketing budget. Dodge isnt know for making motorcycle and they shouldn’t, because when they did, they made a death machine. This motorcycle is so fast and unstable that no test pilot dared to take it to its potential top speed. Which is why they estomate it at 300+ mph. Powered by a Viper v10 engine, its the only of its kind in existence.

ARCH Motorcycles KRGT-1

Yep, Jhon Wick owns a motorcycle company and they go out of their way to make them look radd. When Keanu wasn’t happy with his Harley V-rod, he turned American motor-cycle designer Gard Hollinger. The result was so satisfying they decided to join forces and create ARCH Motorcycles. Retailing at $80,000 a piece, they’re absolute monsters to own.

TMC Dumont

This hub-less bike swaps a traditional car engine for a 1960s Rolls-Royce aircraft engine, creating an absolutely sick design with a body aesthetic that is futuristic. The brain child of Brazilian ex-Formula One driver and champion motorcycle custom builder Tarso Marques, this what you get if west-world had a fully functioning motorcycle shop. Alberto Santos-Dumont is believed to have pioneered an airplane aloft before America’s Wright Brothers as believed by the Brazilians, which where it gets its name from.

1996 CBR 250 RR

A beginner bikers dream in many cc age restricted countries the 96′ CBR250 rr was a machine way ahead of its time even by todays standards. The reason it was created was Honda needed to qualify for the 250cc class at Moto GP, and the only way was to have a road-going production motorcycle equivalent to the rules of the class. But by far the most distinguishable characteristic of this motorcycle is the sound it produces. It is the reason why its on this list.

The world of motorcycles and candy have never been intertwined until an out of class scheduled trip to Dylan’s candy bar. Candies came is various shapes, colors, distinctive tastes, and so do motorcycles, which is why for every popular candy, there is an opposite and equal motorcycle. Here’s a subjective list of candy with their alter ego motorcycle counterparts.

Without further Adieu..

Nestle Crunch and Triumph Bonneville T 100

A serious flow of milk chocolate amounts to the same feeling of smooth clutch and brake combination of a Bonneville T 100 riding through a city (in 3rd gear). In terms of pedigree, Triumph has been through a couple bankruptcies and 1 rebirth since its existence similarly like Cadbury which failed in some foreign countries, but has a strong presence in commonwealth countries.

Ghirardelli Dark chocolate and Harley-Davidson Street Glide

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I would have picked whiskey if i could but dark chocolate seems to be common for motorcyclists around the Mid-life crisis age group. A Harley is meant to plough through country road as a comfortable long-distance tourer, never in a rush and just wants to take it slow. Similarly like dark chocolate, it is not meant to be eaten in a hurry but to be enjoyed slowly.

Ferrero Rocher and Ducati 916

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The Italians are the best when it comes to adding passion into the mix. Whether you like to let it slowly melt in your mouth or go straight to The inner nut core, Ferrero Rocher’s are quite the chocolate equivalent of the Ducati 961, a classic thats always talked about and is still relevant. 

Kinder Bueno and BMW R nineT

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Germans can chocolates are a piece of work with accurate filling and stripes every time on the Kinder Bueno with That hazelnut inner filling will amount to the smooth and long lasting rides on an R nineT. And that Boxer engine sticking is as delicate and prone to getting damaged as the outer wafer covering.

Nestle Crunch and Honda’s CRF450R

A Torquie squid machine looking to throw you off at any second, doesnt quite sit-in with the Nestle crunch, but growing up id watch motocross races while eating crunch and drinking mountain due raging in sugar.

You may think they only exist in movies or a weird dimension, but you’d be surprised. After scouring the numerous listing on facebook market place and craigslist, i present to you my curated list of shitty motorcycles on sale right now on the internet!

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1. Drop the V8!

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Usually a trike is made to seat multiple people for long tours, but on top of adding a 302 small block v8 Ford Racing engine, it is passionately fabricated with a custom body and surround sound audio. The brakes in this thing are taken from a Lincoln town car with 11″ rotors…… I want to have what the fabricator was having. All this could be yours for just $18000, Definite bargain!

https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/mcy/d/bisbee-v8-trike/6837969947.html

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2. If handle bars could remind you of a song

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The Honda Ruckus has its very own sub culture, the 50cc moped was an instant hit when it came and isnt slowing down. People customize in every possible way , most popularly the long wheel based ice bear. This version however has laid-back handle bars instantly making you feel like the 90’s. See anything weird about the exhaust? thats right there are 2! for a 50cc! and they’re both different! This would make a good project for $1800, and your wife wouldn’t even be mad!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/480146302514431/

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3. The result of “What are you doing step-motorcycle”

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Yamaha and Kawasaki are a part of the big 4 (Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki), But when the 2 of them are always late for meetings and take long bathroom breaks suspiciously, at the same time you gotta admit you saw this coming.

But this however is a Chinese motorcycle which seems to have the name of Yamaha and Kawasaki but the looks of a Honda CB 500F and a KTM 390 Duke, I cant judge this performance wise, because i haven’t ridden it ( never will), but for the reasonable price of $1500 you can find out if it has the pedigree! (Who are you kiddin)

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/292692638127155/